1. Your preferences:
I like women!
I like men!
I like animals!
I like my pocket rocket!
I like sex!
2. What is your opinion of cucumbers?
A fine anal tool
My best friend
A yummy vegetable
I don't do cucumbers. I'm a carnivore.
3. Women's magazines:
Make me feel at home
Make me have sexual fantasies with the print ads
Make me wish for a whole new wardrobe
Make me wonder about the 101 *NEW* ways to please my lover
Cause projectile vomiting
4. Your underwear drawer:
Is mostly full of white briefs
Thongs baby and g-strings, baby
A little of everything, including that scary pair from 1989
Boxers or boy cut panties
5. "Turn up the radio… _____ is on!"
6. What do you put on your hotdog?
Ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, the works!
I rather eat fish.
I'm a vegetarian. Is it a soy dog?
7. What do you think about lumberjacks?
Mountain men scare me.
Flannel. What a fashion statement!
I wish they had breasts.
8. Your favorite celebrity is:
9. It's time for coffee. You order:
One coffee, black
A small skim latte, two Equals
Something decadent like a chocolate cappuccino
Anything with whipped cream…. Mmmmm!
10. Your ideal vacation:
New York Fuckin' City
10. The above women are:
Sexy - I love a bald head on boys and girls
Looking for me to join in